似乎是要转烂的帖子了~不过句句是宝，一定要贴~
加菲猫可以不看，加菲猫的经典语录可不能错过哦
真的希望大家不要只是做剪切粘贴工作，
给1分钟，念一念，笑一笑，以后，更要说一说~

1。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

2。One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

3。Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

4。Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

5。Behind every successful woman, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

6。Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

7。The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
（otherwise也可以这么用哦）

8。Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
（ 爱死这句句子！）

9。Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
（put off:推迟）